The Toot Vortex

Mommy told her family that toots were not funny. She warned her family that lots of big, stinky toots could make a toot vortex, a very scary and destructive storm of swirling toots.

But Daddy and the rest of the Smith family love to toot! They think it would be funny to make a toot vortex during their weekly pizza night. Was Mommy right about not letting their toots get out of control?

The Toot Vortex is the first book of a new, silly series all about what happens when tooting goes wrong!

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Return of the Toot Vortex

A small farm in the middle of the country is home to some extra-gassy cows. When they create a toot vortex larger than anyone has ever seen, it’s up to the Toot Patrol to save the nearby city from the growing threat. Can the brave agents of the Toot Patrol save the city, or will they be next to be sucked into the stinky cloud?

Return of the Toot Vortex is the second book of a silly series all about what happens when tooting goes wrong!

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Activities and Extras

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